Frigit

Hasn't stuck tongue in some one else's mouth (pashed)

"I haven't pashed some one"
"That means you're a fridgit!*haha*"

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ghetto fagulous

please see gay loser

I know someone who is not only ghetto fagulous, but is also a big gay loser.

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saadia

My Big Sis that doesnt hate me!!!!!! she isnt my sis but i treat her like one!!!!! <3 yah!

Youuuu are awsome saadie!

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it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

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Masturbating Monkey

Gay monkey that sits in the zoo cage, shows you its dick and then jacks of to your kidz standin at the window staring at them.

Q: Mummy, what's that monkey doing?
A: Never mind. Now Tonianne get away from that window and lets go to the lion cage now.

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kiltin

another name for kidding.

hey i'm gonna slit your throat. haha just kiltin

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fick or ficking hell

polite way of saying fuck, if you dont wanna sound like sum commmon tart

"oh fick, i cant believe that"
"ficking hell, im gonna be late"

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