Fradge

When a female has a rather cold vagina; most common in eastern Russia; a rare sexual fetish but, in older women, often used to store and cool beverages.

Stephen: i was going to have sex with Gwen but my wiener shriveled up!

Dowley: what? why?

Stephen: She had a fradge dude, it was freezing!

Dowley: a what?

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Vagina Hiccups

A contraction of the vagina that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the body of the uteris causes the vaginal flaps to close, creating a "hic" sound.

William: What the Fuck was that noise?

Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.

William: Bitch make me a sandwich.

Mara: thats soo cruel!

William: Shut up cunt.

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Vagina Hiccups

A contraction of the vagina that repeats several times per minute. In humans, the abrupt rush of air into the body of the uteris causes the vaginal flaps to close, creating a "hic" sound.

William: What the Fuck was that noise?
Mara: Sorry, i get the Vagina Hiccups when im cold.
William: Bitch make me a sandwich.
Mara: thats soo cruel!
William: Shut up cunt.

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