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Life

Something that World of Warcraft players don't have.

Dude: Do you have a World of Warcraft account?

Other Dude: No, I have a life, unlike you!

by Sabin Figaro April 23, 2010

9👍 4👎


close-minded

Any FFVII fanboys is close-minded

Normal person: There's no best game...
close-minded person: FFVII is the shit, it owns every other game in the world. Sephiroth owns all!

by Sabin Figaro March 12, 2007

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Fanboy

What most (not all) FFVII fans are.

Fanboy: FFVII is da shit! Sephiroth is the best villain!
Me: What did he do to be so good?
Fanboy: He killed Aeris and he destroyed Cloud's hometown!!
Me: So that makes him the best villain?
Fanboy: yes!
Me: Well, Kefka destroyed 3 villages, killed hundreads of people, almost entirely destroyed the world. And you're saying Sephy is the best?
Fanboy: Shut up!

by Sabin Figaro June 5, 2007

10👍 10👎


Tax

The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).

The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.

Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.

by Sabin Figaro May 1, 2018


deserval

Noun: Something that you had coming. Something that was deserved. The noun form of deserve.

'Why did you fart on me?'
'It was your deserval'

by Sabin Figaro May 11, 2008

16👍 3👎


Miror B.

The single most awesome boss created by the creators of the Pokemon Games. Wander around with an afro 10 times his head's size, and always fight with a bunch of Ludicolos. Also, his battle theme makes you want to dance as if you were in a disco party

*At a disco party*

Dude: Can you play this song?

DJ: Sure

*Miror B. Battle theme plays*

*Everyone dance like mad*

by Sabin Figaro November 10, 2010

23👍 1👎


FFVII Fanboy

People who only played one RPG, FFVII' then claiming it's the best. These people are so close-minded that they always say that X-RPG sucks, FFVII PWNS all.

Random p. : Golden su is much better

FFVII Fanboy: Fuk u! FFVII will owns all!

by Sabin Figaro March 11, 2007

13👍 8👎