Pussy burp

When your sitting down & you fart. Your fart moves to the front & your pussy sucks it in. You move a few seconds later & it comes back out as a queef. That then becomes a pussy burp.

That chair is really comfy, but when I say down it I pussy burped.

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Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

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