Mormon

The cristian group who believes in the Book Of Mormon
They have the hottest chicks ever
They have super powers called the Priesthood that can heal anything

1:Dude, you see Rebecca yet?
2:Oh bro, she’s a Mormon
1:Dang

Or
1: my legs broke!
2: don’t worry, I’m a Mormon with the priesthood
1: oh good!
2: “uses Mormon powers”
1: it’s healed!!!!

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