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The act of throwing the body of a prostitute (or sexual partner who owes you money) into a body of water larger than a river (i.e. lake, sea, ocean) after having killed them through means involving a tire iron, crowbar, or the like.
Note: If the body of water is smaller than a river (i.e. pond, gully, toilet) it is known as a Crab Spin. Not to be confused with Tail Spin, a popular animated television program about several talking animals on drugs.
Steven Tyler: Man, this is the worst day ever.
Aerosmith Fan: What is it Steven, anything I can help with?
Steven Tyler: I just fucked some ho and afterwards I killed her with a carbon rod.
Aerosmith Fan: I think I might be willing to perform a little lobster toss, if you'd like.
Steven Tyler: I truly am the greatest person ever. Also, by the time you get home, you may want to lobster toss your daughter.
Aerosmith Fan: I hate your music. Especially Living On The Edge. And I'll fucking kill you.
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The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.
Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.
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Throwing a dead prostitute (beaten to death) into a body of water smaller than a river. See Lobster Toss. May involve Shere Khan from Talespin.
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Woooooo!
Steven Tyler: Whoa, this is some fucked up peyote!
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Can I use your outhouse?
Steven Tyler: Sorry, man. Did a little Crab Spin in there earlier.
The Ghost of Chester Arthur: Shit, where am I gonna toss my bitch?
Both: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Steven Tyler: How would you like to give the lead singer of Aerosmith a handjob?
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The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
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The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
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