ratgirl

19 year old narcissistic e-personality declaring haven in the fictitious human concocted community, World of Warcraft. Once believed to be a casual and genial player, has time and time again proven his shameless forum e-prowess through hours of unproductive and menial posting sessions.

Though monotonous, predictable, and vapid, his unquenchable thirst for attention cannot be satisfied despite the pages of e-text he has produced to combat his undeniable feeling of loneliness.

An idol to many other proud participants of the Gorgonnash e-community, Ratgirl has, with unwavering conviction, amassed a limited amount of zombie-like e-cronies, through his ability to argue senselessly, his commendable use of eloquent albeit redundant words of poison, and a steadfast, unshakeable obsession with the Gorgonnashian e-personas that reside in the same fabricated, artificial setting.

Though not a self-proclaimed elitist prick, through objective observations is found to be unusually frustrated by melodramatic e-drama and e-emotion, both of which create a disturbing, excitable feeling of importance, self-worth, and substance.

“Thanks Ratgirl for the years of hard work and struggle you trudged through in order to make the Gorgonnash community we so desperately placed our emotions and inhibitions into a more bearable place.”

“I’ve seen many dedicated gamers in my life, but none as relentless and determined as you Ratgirl, to create an unprecedented amount of e-rep and e-notoriety through saddening amounts of witty rhetoric and tasteless carebearing! Congrats!”

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