cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

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relaxofy

Some twat at high school decided to use this cos I used to use chillax years ago... oh well he was a fuckin punk - means to put yourself in the state of relaxation.

You need to relaxofy yourself mah brotha

pok

A Chinese dish, often served with sweet 'n sour sauce.

You order fly lice, sweet n sour pok and remon chicken. That be all for you, Lo Fan?

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robson disease

A syndrome contracted by visitors to Vancouver who just hang out on one tourist street and spend shitloads of money in little boutiques.

My girlfriend got Robson disease. Now we have to sell the car to pay MasterCard back.

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latte

A coffee with milk, which costs 5 times as much as a coffee with milk.

Gimme a venti latte with extra foam! And is there any way you can charge me MORE money without giving me any more in return? You can?! GREAT!

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tank

Big, turret on caterpillar tracks and covered in metal armour.

Iraq soldier 1- Have you seen a tank?
Iraq soldier 2- Yes.
Iraq soldier 1- Describe it to me.
Iraq soldier 2- Have you seen a watermelon?
Iraq soldier 1- Yes!
Iraq soldier 2- It totally dosen't look like one!

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