Double retard

One who calls another a retard in the course of saying something retarded, revealing themself to be at least twice as retarded as the one being called a retard.

"Don't put the fork in the microwave, retard, it'll explode!"
"It's a plastic fork, double retard."

poop rape

When you force your buttocks into another person's buttocks and carefully defecate so that your poop goes into the other person's anus. More traumatizing than actual rape because the victim must poop out the rapist's poop.

When I was done beating the shit out of John for not flushing the toilet, I realized I still had to take a dump, so I pulled down his pants and poop raped him. That should've showed him I'm serious.

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straw hominem

Combination of strawman and ad hominem. A form of logical fallacy in which one misrepresents one's opponent's argument as a premise that is not only not held by the opponent but so absurd that obviously no rational person would hold it.

"You Republicans only oppose abortion because you want to control women's bodies!"
"Straw hominem, we just don't think you should be allowed to commit murder for no reason."

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