paris hilton

a stupid, skinny blonde bimbo heiress who is actually a brand as opposed to being a REAL PERSON: she's famous for being famous, she did the Simple Life, she's a singer, she's got her own perfume, she's an actress, model, ect ect ect. basically she is an anorexic, stupid, bitchy, stupid, grudgebearing, stupid skinny bimbo who is actually probaby the same person as stupid skinny cow nic richie.

oh my god i cant sleep, i keep thinking that paris hilton and nicole richie are going to come in the night and steal all my bodyfat and turn me into a blondie bimbo clone. please help.

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hilary duff

why do you think she's called duff? she's a blonde airhead who thinks she's all rock chick because she's dating joel the rock god from good charlotte. she's really skinny and a rubbish pop singer who sung such classics(not) as 'so yesterday' and 'wake up'.
so boring. go back to sleep, hilary, and do us all a favour, why dont you.

hey, isnt hilary duff such a cool rock chick?
no she isnt, she's a rubbish plastic pop singer who doesnt deserve the gorgey Joel.
no waaaaaaay! like, hilary is word. her music is so punk rock.
no, dont lie. you want some real punk rock, go listen to good charlotte.

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