EITMLIF

Explain It Like I’m Five; Like when you’re too dumb or young to understand big boy/girl words.

EITMLIF: Why do we say “cats and dogs” to describe hard rain?

Response: It’s because the rain is so terribly hard, it’s like cats and dogs are falling on your head.

idts

Also goes by “IT” and “idets.” Means “i don’t think so.” (it means i think and idet means i don’t even think so.)

Homie: Yeah, we still having that lit party tonight???

Me: “idts, man.”

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moo

A satanic ritual used to turn someone else into a mooing cow.

Ritualist: “Moo...”

Victim: “moo moo moo moo”