siesta

Period of downtime occuring after John Thomas expels his gentleman's relish.

After I polished my one-gun salute, my wife came home and gave me a milkman's greeting, but it was obvious John Thomas was in the middle of his siesta.

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Cock Rocks

Testes. Balls. Nuts.

I whipped out my cock rocks and treated her to a tea bag.

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