beanie

A good lookin' girl. A babe etc

I went to Steve'z party and got this lovely beaniez number, man she is soooo FIT.

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toss the caber

a scottish sport where you throw a huge log as far as possible ... BUT secretly itz also a term that referz to a wank

Dave: "Why wasn't you at the party last night Steve?"
Steve: "Oh, I decided to give it a miss + toss the caber."

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golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

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showstopper

A fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it causez everyone to momentarily freeze what they are doing + look around in disbelief!

Oh my god, Steve dropped a fart so outrageously loud + rumbley it caused everyone to momentarily freeze what they were doing + look around in disbelief!

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gash rash

A sexually transmitted disease, a beaver fever

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'gash rash'

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salt miner

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.

OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.

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sexploration

The early dayz of any sexual relationship when you are findin' out about each otherz bodiez and desirez.

me + my new girlfriend have been sexplorin' fo a week now, I think itz about time I asked her about anal

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