Peacretion

Juices that run out of a bag of frozen vegetables, used in lieu of an ice pack for aching muscles or joints

Dayna was dismayed to be soaked with peacretion at the movie theatre after smuggling a bag of Birds-Eye in to soothe her aching neck

Shagrin

A facial expression signifying utter joy and bliss, usually occurring immediately after just a thought of the one you love.

Antonym: Chagrin

She was predisposed to uncontrollable shagrinning while driving, shopping, or merely brushing her teeth

Yogart

Involuntary release of gas while engaging in a difficult yoga pose

Leslie was mortified when the scent of her yogart wafted around the entire class