Lanarkshire

The place where life meets reality.

If only I was from Lanarkshire.

Simon Pandason

The son of Panda, not son of Simon.

He be the chosen one in Dune, he be Simon Pandason.

SP

Best initials to have.

“My name is Simon Pandason but you can call me SP” - Simon Pandason

Rutherglen

Near Cambuslang

If you go to Rutherglen don't forget to pee on the side of the road.

North Lanarkshire

Reverse South Lanarkshire

They should rename North Lanarkshire to Lanarkshire 2.

tiddlytubby

They are basically a different species of teletubby that evolved sometime in the last decade.

Custard Mustard is the best tiddlytubby by far.

South Lanarkshire

The best council area in Scotland and probably the most underrated aside from Renfrewshire or whatever.

Oh I do like to be by South Lanarkshire because it is not on fire currently