Tampans

What Tom Brady and the Buccaneers will be using after they don't win the Super Bowl next year.

"Hey Gronk, it's Mike. Tom and and Bruce need more Tampans they are in the third and fourth stalls and they're bleeding down low and its getting on the floor."

"Yo Rookie, tell the staff we are out of Tampans and we need some ASAP it's getting bloody in the Bucs locker room right now!"