Doily-ness

To be like the doily in essence, culture and manner. This adjective also describes the person in question's physical attributes.

Person: Oh, that girl is full of such wonderful doily-ness

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Band Nazi

Generally a complete, utter and total B*TCH. Often abuses power given to her by people higher up in the pecking order. Favourite past-times include:
- Making empty threats
- Psyching up
- Whinging
- Having temper tantrums
- Wearing a kilt with no undies
- Buying flea repellent for her "dog"

Person 1: I love my life
Person 2: OH NO! IT'S THE BAND NAZI! RUN!
Person 1: I hate my life

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Spuh

An onomatopoeia originally used to express excitement over a "spare" or "split" in the ancient and highly respected sport of ten pin bowling.

The uses of this word have widened in recent years to show happiness, and is also used as a war-cry of those who have won some form of competition, event or sporting contest. It is also used randomly, mid-conversation to make said persons laugh.

Person 1: I went over to the shops yesterday
Person 2: Spuh
Everyone within hearing distance: WTF/LMAO

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