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Umar

A Pimp Pakistani Playa with impeccable looks, sharp wits, and unbelievable physique...Also, one with a penis of such size that it would make a black man cry "oh lordy." Can also box extremely well, and will make Asif cry in the Turkey Spectacular....

I wish I was like Umar, since he is so handsome,smart,beautiful, and kicks my butt in everything from video games to math tests.

by Saif Siddiqhi November 17, 2004

460👍 254👎


Bakhsh

A total and complete BADASS.

Screw the Punisher, I wish I was a Bakhsh.

by Saif Siddiqhi November 17, 2004

21👍 12👎