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An asian woman, or a man disguised as one, usually filipeno, who eeks out a living coercing men to buy it overpriced drinks in exchange for conversation. The coversation usually consists of request for more drinks and empty flattery.
recruit "Hey Salt, can I borrow some money I spent all mine at the bar last night."
Ol' Salt "No kidding, I didn't know you could drink so much."
recruit "Well I was buying drinks for this girl I met."
Ol' Salt "Girl eh, you didn't kiss her did you?"
recruit "Well yeah, I was liplocked with her most of the later part of the night, after she got a dozen or so drinks in her."
Ol' Salt "Dude that's a buy me drinky girl, and she was probably a man."
recruit "Noooooo!!!"
Ol' Salt "You sicken me."
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A woman, or a man disguised as one, who lures horny drunken men to a back alley location with promises of a massage and sex, but usually just robs the guy or gives him a handjob with a bizzare lotion that makes you involuntarily ejaculate before you can even get an erection.
Stay away from the Honch it is full of Massagy girls.
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An asian girl with bad teeth that persues men of african heritage.
first person "Hey let's go to Rapungi!"
second person "Naw all the girls out there are chocolate sharks."
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A section of wall by a port where the wives of the sailors of the base can be found when there husbands are underway. A type of domesticated red light district.
recruit "hey Salt, you wanna go to H-town tonight"
Ol' Salt "No son save that train fare, the Kitty Hawk just pulled out."
recruit "I don't understand."
Ol' Salt "The sea wall will be lined up and there will be more of them than us."
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