Eysiah

A name given to a boy whose parents want to spell Isaiah with an "E" for "Excellence" like Bill Cosby did with his kids.
Eysiah is pronounced eye not eeee like an eye ball. Artists athletes and scholars own this name.

Hey EYsiah you are excellent with Isaiah who is not as cool as you man. Eysiah you have something in your ey and it is excellent. Eysiah cannot spell his own name it is too screwed up even to be in urban dictionary. Eye see.

Erith

Erith is a town in England that is so important and impressive that people are named after it. Unisex name, famous welsh rugby player named Erith stuck that name on all three of his kids and one of his kids stuck the name on all three of hers, hence there are at least 7 Eriths on earth.

Erith goes well with other strange names people cannot stand. A good dirty trick to plant on your kid as a middle name so they have no choice to go with the more normal of the two. Erith Maynard, Orson Erith, Erith Gladys, Ethel Erith, Erith Gertrude. Not a great array of choices.

Often mis pronounced Edith for people who don't know the difference between an R and a D. Can be pronounced Air-ith but supposed to be pronounced Ear-ith like something to do with your hearing.

Hi Dr. Smith, I think I have an "Erith" do you have drops for this?

Shakespearen: The air-ith smelleth stinkieth in Erith, England.

Erith is Edith with an "r" silly.

When you write a letter to Erith you don't have to say Dear Erith because it sounds funny. You can abbreviate it to "Dearith".

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Sian

Welsh for Jane. NOT Irish....welsh.

In countries other than the U.K. can be pronounced Sigh-Ann, See- Anne, Seen, or WTF does that spell? Some correct pronunciations are Shan, Shawn, and Sharn.

Sian, go put the fan in the can for Dan.
Sian I am going to yawn 'cause it's dawn but I have to mow the lawn.
Sian go wait in the barn and I will get you some yarn to darn.

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