murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

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Sailor's Mouth

The habit of using speech containg profuse amounts of curse words and other offensive language, due to time spent in the U.S. Navy.

This is common speak in the Navy, but may be frowned upon elsewhere.

sailor 1: hey bit**, what are you doing for lunch today? want to go get some fu**in' sh**donald's?

civilian friend: whoa dude, tone down your sailor's mouth. and yes, i would love to go.

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Hydroxyshit

used as a noun, verb or adjective

decribes the end result of using hydroxycut, the weight loss and energy pill. the pill encourages weight loss by ensuring that users "crap their brains out"

bro 1: i took two pills for breakfast, and had a hydroxyshit for lunch.

bro 2: what's for dinner?