paradox

When you want/expect something to happen, but it never does.

Mike - "I was sure I would get a girlfriend last weekend. Sadly, it was a paradox".

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good time

When you yank off the underwear and play Pin the tail on the donkey with each other.

We were planning to have a good time, but the third wheel fucked it up.

wc

Short for Welcome, Word Count and Water Closet. It is basically a sign that the person wants to end a conversation with you.

Joe-"Thanks for all the help yesterday Chloe!"
Chloe-"Wc..."