Sleepy boner

When wearing scrubs, the freedom can excite the junk into a boner, though not an angry one. Discovered at wilford hall medical center.

Dude, I was working the other night, and I got so relaxed / tired, I sprouted a hella sleepy boner.

11👍 39👎

Jew Hammer

A sock filled with coins, used for bludgeoning purposes.

"I don't know why the villain in Casino Royale used a rope to bash James Bond's nuts, he could have just used a Jew hammer."

4👍 3👎