tired

Bored, sleep is on your mind, watching the same crappy team lose every game.

I'm tired of watching the Bears getting their asses handed to them, listening to the News and be tiredsome, I'm going to bed.

80👍 48👎

Pain

Very strong intense discomfort, due to injury or what have you.

You are being in a world of pain, if you don't leave me alone.

95👍 32👎

Suicide

A good solution to life's problems, that won't go away. Tired of seeing dr. after dr. being treated for depression.

I tried to kill myself in 2002. It's no guarantee that I won't do it again.

913👍 531👎

Pepsi Vanilla

It's like drinking carbonated ice cream. Without the ice cream.

Vanilla Coke and Vanilla Pepsi tastes the same, I'll take either one.

20👍 8👎

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

9👍 9👎

Las Vegas

Major gambling city, playland for the adults. Located in the middle of Nevada.

Me and Dennis Rodman is getting married in Las Vegas in 05.

22👍 64👎

Steak

Good stuff that comes from cows.

Mom; Saints, STOP THAT!!!!! Pick up that knife and cut up that steak.

Saints; that steak is too thick to cut with a knife, I have no choice than to pick it up and bite it.

254👍 196👎