jolt cola

A high energy cola, with twice the caffeine and sugar than Coke or Pepsi, has even more caffeine than Mountain Dew.

Also an important essential if my work shift calls for more than 6 hours.

I was very disappointed that they stopped selling Jolt. Now what I am going to do?

67👍 8👎

Chinese Food

Tasty ethnic food from the Asian/China culture.

Kung Pao Chicken is the best, along with egg foo young "when cooked properly"

332👍 185👎

Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A very good cocktail if you want to have a hard time staying asleep.

A good method of suicide.

I accidentally took more of the Nitey-Nite Cocktail than I was suppose to take. "Oops"

13👍 10👎

Walking Time-Bomb

A person with a very short fuse, about to lose his/her temper at any time.

Texas Tech Coach Bobby Knight is a walking time-bomb, he could lose his temper at any time, WATCH OUT!!!!!

19👍 4👎

oz

Very informative prison show.

Kind of like a virtual prison, with no actual prisoners just actors.

139👍 115👎

badass

Causing hell 24-7

I'm a certified bad-ass, just ask my boss.

20👍 43👎

torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

39👍 30👎