foot

Lower extremity, used for walking.

Same thing used to put in someone's ass, because he or she deserved it.

Yesterday, I walked all the way down to my boss's store on 95th to pay him a social call.

Customer; How much is this Juicy-Juice without using the WIC?

Saints; I don't know

Customer; don't you work here?

Saints; I said, "I DON'T KNOW!!!!"

Customer starts getting rude.

Saints threatens the customer if she doesn't leave her alone, that she is going to get her boss. Customer continues having attitude problem.

Saints; Kenna that customer is harrassing me.

Kenna puts his foot up the customer's ass.

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throwing up

Vomit, christen something or yourself.

I threw up after I ate some chinese vegetable. I didn't make it to the bathroom, so I threw up on the bed.

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preteen

A child between the ages of 9-13.

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Hickory Bark

Bark of a Hickory tree ground up to use for a peace pipe, and apple bark use for extra flavor

Hey that stuff is good. Put that peace pipe and go get your own pipe.

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Doves

a white or tawny pigeon-like bird.

A dove is a sign of peace.

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fast food

Food on the run for busy, hungry people.

Eating fast food can be tiresome, let's cook something at home.

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scooby

1. Name of the super snoof dog of Scooby Doo best friends with Shaggy. He was always hungry for a Scooby-Snak.


2. The name of the Florida canine unit who got "his Scooby Snak" from a man robbing a liquor store and then running from the police.

1. "Hey Scooby remember you're 'Grandma Scooby', and 'Grandma Scooby' don't chase cats. So sit down and have a Scooby Snak. Scooby tries to ignore Freddy. Freddy pops Scooby in the nose. Scooby got really pissed and hit Freddy back really hard, giving him a nose bleed.


2. A man robs a Florida liquor store, steals some cigarettes. The police in that area spotted him running, they go after him, he looks back at the police, giving them the signal to unleash the Police Dog named Scooby. Scooby bites him in the manhood, tearing off his family jewels. Scooby almost swallows it. The robber is in the next realm of pain. He ends up in the hospital. They get the man's "package" out of the dog's mouth. And they put it back on the robber who stole the cigarettes. This really happened in Florida, 2 years ago So I'm not making this up.

Aw, he was just wungry and wanted his Scooby Snaks.

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