PG

Parental Guidance when it comes to movies.

G, PG and PG-13 movies sucks.

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personality disorder

What Bobby Knight has.

Bobby Knight hasn't had his Tropicana today. He is in a bad-ass mood today.

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busted

Being caught red-handed.

I got busted drinking a Jack Daniels/Diet Pepsi, by a co-worker, while watching the Super Bowl

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torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

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Walking Time-Bomb

A person with a very short fuse, about to lose his/her temper at any time.

Texas Tech Coach Bobby Knight is a walking time-bomb, he could lose his temper at any time, WATCH OUT!!!!!

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education

Learning meaningful stuff while you're in school

"Say no to drugs, stay in school and get a good education."

Nancy Reagan's 1985 Anti-Drug campaign.

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Puta

1. Spanish word for dog or coyote

2. Slut

3. Computer

1. I hear putas barking every nite, someone put a muzzle on them

2. A puta got arrested in Chicago

3. My puta keeps freezing up on me. It's time for me to get a Dell

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