Friday

A series of movies starring Ice Cube.

Everytime I would watch the Friday series, I can't stop laughing.

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the bird

The finger, the New York state bird, the one finger salute.

1. I flipped off an annoying fan at a Bears game in 90.

2. Mike Ditka grabbed his manhood and flipped off the fans for harrassing him and the Saints players. He was later fired for the incident.

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Cheating

Copying answers to the student sitting next to you, in order to pass a class.

I helped a classmate cheat on her finals without getting caught. It's true I really did help a classmate cheat on her finals And she passed.

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cocker spaniel

Medium sized dog, with tawny to black hair.

Cocker Spaniels are pretty dogs.

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Vanilla Coke

Best taking Coke ever made, now if Pepsi or Coke would create something more creative, like Grape or Orange Flavored cola. Clear Cola would be even good.

Vanilla Coke is good stuff.

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Chitlins

Pig intestines, smells bad.

How anyone eat chitlins? They smell bad before they are cooked, and worst when they are being cooked.

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ill

Sick, short for Illinois

Paty I won't be in to work today, I feel ill.

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