Auife

Auife: Means your aunt is your wife.

Nephew: You are my Auife.

Youwood

Youwood means someone from the Hollywood elites decides to become a Youtuber but get a special treatment by Youtube staff on the first day of their channel.

Hollywood star: I want to create a Youtube channel.
10 year Youtuber that hasn't get any views: I hate your type. Youwood.
Hollywood star: I just want to make money.

Sounalist

Sounalist (It's pronounced Soul-list) is a person who he/she thinks they are a journalist but they are not. Cause they are too afraid to go against the gain or the tides of the river or the wind.

Journalist: I'm a Well known Journalist.
Normal person: Where do you work?
Journalist: I work for a News Network.
Normal person: Are you a CNN/Fox News or any other one of those?
Journalist: I'm only working for people who hate Trump
Normal person: You are not a real journalist but you are a Sounalist.

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Sistusin

Sistusin is your female cousin their parents adopted you.

Stranger: who’s that?
You: She’s my Sistusin.

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Motife

Motife Means you are the biological mother of your husband.

Woman: I’m a motife

Motife

Motife means that your mother is your wife.

Man: she's my mother and my wife.
Stranger: She's your Motife.

Shortist

Shortist is someone who hates short people.

Stranger: That person over there is a Shortist.
Other Stranger: Oh My!