Wal-Mart

The act of pinning someone down on a hot surface until they are dead. This verb originates from the Atascocita Wal-Mart where employees use this method to halt and murder suspected shoplifters.

Stop beating up your little sister or I'll have to Wal-Mart you!

It was so hot outside I felt like I'd been Wal-Marted after only five minutes of dog walking.

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