Streetos

Single serving Cheetos or other chips which are consumed after they have been found on the street and were clearly dropped or have fallen from a delivery truck.

"Those are some killer streetos", "Oh, you found those streetos in the alley? They taste just fine."

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Pink bubbles

Pink bubbles is the feeling a female gets in her pelvic area when she is turned on.

I’m currently experiencing pink bubbles.

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Jewish Kryptonite

Free ham.

A paradox created for a hungry Jew by a generous miscreant.

Jewish Kryptonite! Now what do I do? Oy vey!

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