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Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off

The Alabama-Oreo-Dance-Off is a special event where partners stuff a sleeve of limited edition Coke Oreos inside their anus. The partners line dance until the tingling sensation of the coke cream filling prevents them from dancing, and seeps out onto the dance floor.

We would have won the Alabama-oreo-dance-off, but Billy-Ray's cream got onto the floor, causing us to fall and release our cream.

by Salamski September 13, 2024


Oat-goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat-goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat-goat.

by Salamski December 22, 2021


Oat Goat

Soaking in a tub of oats, either over night oats, or instant - and feeling such immense pleasure from the experience one starts bleating like a goat, thereby becoming an oat goat.

The man soaked in his tub, filled to the brim with Quaker oats. He felt it in his body, his mind, and in his soul. He started bleating in pleasure, he was now an oat goat.

by Salamski December 22, 2021


Chicken Thumb

When a thumb is lathered with that sweet, sweet KFC chicken grease, so that it glides gently into the anus, leaving a spicy aftertaste of 11 secret herbs and spices.

I gave my girl a chicken thumb and damn did it taste good.

by Salamski December 2, 2019


The Ol' Utah Chili Chug

A Utah team building activity. It requires 16 hot dog buns, 1 funnel, some rubber hose, several gallons of Wendy's classic chili, a blindfold, and the team.

We needed to get the team working better together, so we went out and got the stuff for The Ol' Utah Chili Chug. 15 of us had a great time, unfortunately Brian left the company shortly after.

by Salamski July 15, 2024