A extremly hard pelvic squeeze resulting from extensive kegel exercises
I made her cum so hard that she kegeled me and I ended up getting pushed out of her pussy
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The best high school ever. Unfortunately the kids can't spell.
Aptos High Kid: You Watsonville High kids can't spell - "way beater than aptos high" - What a moron!
Watsonville High Kid: Can you give me a job?
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Having your personal information hacked by this dumb ass reporting agency
My identity was stolen - I was royally Equifucked
Another of a long list of words to identify gay guys - Plural for homo
Look at those guys - I bet they're a couple of butt fuckin homers
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Bobby and Bill went down to the park last night to hit a couple of homers
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I rammed so much air into her pussy with my big dick that it exploded out audibly as an giant puddy fart
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