gongoozle

English canal network phrase. To walk along the towpath watching the boats go by.

I like to walk the dog and gongoozle on a Sunday afternoon

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yuma yummmy

NOT always fat, most have come to be skinny lil skanks looking to intrap marines and get pregnant by them jus to get their money

look there she goes the skank that boned that marine for his money shes gonna have triplets lol

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waldbaums

A supermarket chain that emphasizes fresh, and is really fun to work and shop at. Next time you see a Waldbaums shop there.

"Look there's a skank ass Shop Rite! Really? Well there is the exquisate Waldbaums, let's go there instead so people don't think we are skanks"

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playing the trombone

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

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man-job

A man-on-man blow-job.

(( Generally speaking, it's a heterosexual man-on-man blow-job ))

BOB: Hey, Jim! Let's have a wing-eating contest.

JIM: OK, Bob. What do I get if I win?

BOB: How's 20 bucks sound?

JIM: Sounds GREAT!!? And if I lose?

BOB: You have to give me a man-job?

JIM: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE? What about the usual reach-around?

BOB: WON'T WORK THIS TIME!!!

JIM: YOU'RE ON, PAL!

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vanuns

when you have one man in you pussy and another in you anus(good times;-))

WOW Brittany's had vanus with chad and Jeremy last night!

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409

An all purpose household cleaner that removes even your toughest stains.

Some of these people should clean out their mouths with a little 409.

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