tickle timer

tickling a girls feet during sex to see how long you can do this before she stops having sex with you. This maneuver is usually done after you get off and need an excuse to stop having sex.

I got off in Emily last night, and then I tickled that bitches feet for 12 seconds before she stopped me. Try to beat that tickle timer Joe.

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Ball Shorts

Wearing a pair of shorts that are loose and repeatedly showing your nuts to other people when sitting down. Usually on a bench of some sort. It helps if you make rapid hand movements by the area of vision.

Dude, did you see Jason's balls through his leg hole?

yea, those are some real Ball Shorts

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Urban Beat off

Searching Urban Dictionary for the most disgusting and foul sexual maneuvers, and beating off to them.

Psychiatrist: what did you do last night?
Me: I spent like 5 hours performing an Urban beat off.
Psychiatrist: again? What definition this time?
Me: The Boston Pancake got me so horny that I beat my little dick around til it was black and blue.

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