yellw

You just misspelled yellow. Why are you on the internet?

Zack: did you know pineaples are yellw?
Isaac: don't you mean yellow?
Zack: sorry, autocorrected haha.
Isaac: we are talking right now, what the hell?
Zack: *scratches balls in a stressy way*
Isaac: Stop scratching me balls, eh?

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)