Jewdle

When a Jewish gal gets a bad blowout equivalent to that of a Jerry curl instead of a Loreal commercial, resulting in a rare breed of human dog--the Jewdle.

I accidentally fell asleep during my ever so expensive blow out and woke up to find that I was transformed into a Jewdle

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Dickwalk

When a man walks down the street like he has stick up his ass, therefore resulting in his pelvic area thrusting forward and dick leading the way.

Holy shit! Did you see that guy across the street doing the Dickwalk? He must have taken it badly in the hole last night, or his dick actually has him by the balls.

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treadbed

When the sleeping situation at your summer share house is overcapacity and there are no beds left, you are forced to take the pillows from the pull out couch and create a bed on the treadmill. You are simultaneously sleeping and burning calories.

Jane rolled into the share house crank bank shwasted and dove right onto her treadbed where she slept soundly all night!