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Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.
Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!
Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)
Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"
When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.
Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!
Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy
Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"
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