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When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.
I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.
When your penis isn't one color, not two colors, but three colors! The most common neapolicocks are white, brown, and pink much like Neapolitan Ice Cream.
Doug was at breakfast yesterday educating the masses about his three colored neapolicock.
When you have an orgasm and then apologize.
LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.