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Singing the star Spangled Banner while getting a blowjob from an old toothless retired Hooker, while she has a mouth full of potato salad.
The old woman feeding the pigeons in the park saw I was a Veteran, so she gave me a free Star Spangled Nanner.
Being very sailor/pirate like.
Comes from the ocean being salt water, and that sailors are often literally very salty, especially if they are on a small boat in rough weather.
A tabernacle is a very salty part of a boat, as are most wooden sail boats.
If you dress and speak like a pirate, you are very salty.
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