Oxbridge

An English term to refer to the universities of Cambridge and Oxford as a group in itself due to the distinct status they hold for being the two oldest universities in the country.

Full of smart kids as well as the two singular greatest collections of academic circle jerking wankers in their faculties who think they are the second coming and that their asses are the singular source of light and heat in the world. Often announcing loudly how gracious they are while smugly laughing to each other in private about how the "peasants" fell for it. Can be found on The Student Room spreading propaganda about how accessible it is to everyone.

Oxbridge tutor: "We aim to be as diverse as possible"

Also Oxbridge tutor: Takes inproportionate amounts of private school ignoramuses and "working class minorities" while fucking over everyone in between. But with enough statistical deniability to tell people complaining to "fuck off"

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