cybertariat

a so-called 'knowledge worker' who is always virtually at work due to the way communication technologies blur the lines between the workplace and home.

"Like other cybertariats, I'm accustomed to compulsively checking my work email at all hours of the night."

translender

noting or relating to a heavyset person who identifies as thin.

“My cousin Johnny is a heavyset dude who thinks he’s skinny. That guy is translender.”

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fattire

clothing people wear when feeling plump

"After a Thanksgiving meal, my fattire usually consists of sweatpants and a baggy sweatshirt."

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social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

morasinine

A situation that it at once totally confusing and completely idiotic

"A large number of Darwin Award winners died in completely morasinine ways."

Stumblejoy

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

Amego

A narcissistic friend.

"My friend John talks about himself non-stop. He's my closest amego."