goga

a modern spiritual and ascetic discipline practiced by business professionals, major aspects of which include shallow breathing, anxious rumination, feelings of chronic urgency, and the unconscious adoption of bodily postures that undermine physical health and thwart the ability to relax.

“Everyone in this office is a goddamn goga master, racing anxiously from one mindless task to the next as if their goddamn lives depended on it, all the while sitting and standing in harmful body positions it’s gonna take an army of chiropractors to undo.”

somorrow

a feeling of deep distress caused by the anticipation of a disappointing or unfortunate tomorrow.

“Every Sunday night, when I think about going back to work Monday morning, I experience somorrow.”

mope-a-dope

An argument strategy in which a contender lets an opponent fatigue themself by feigning sadness, guilt, and repentance, allowing the contender to later execute offensive maneuvers and win the fight.

“I thought I was winning the argument but it turns out Betsy pulled a mope-a-dope; she’s like the Muhammad Ali of marital tiffs.”

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Liesure

Confidence in one’s dishonesty

“Constanza said it’s not lying if you believe it. That’s liesure in a nutshell.”

typogriefy

The act of experiencing a profound sense of frustration, regret, or annoyance upon discovering a typographical error in a message or document immediately after sending or submitting it. Typogriefy encapsulates the emotional response characterized by a mix of disappointment, self-criticism, and a desire for immediate correction. It represents the momentary anguish that arises from the realization of a mistake that cannot be easily rectified or undone.

"Sarah couldn't help but typogriefy when she noticed the glaring typo in her important email right after hitting the send button."

wanderful

Experiences of delight and pleasure that result from fulfilling strong desires to travel

“Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.”

inbredelity

the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner with a blood relative.

"Did you hear about Frank's inbredelity? He cheated on his wife with his 2nd cousin."