smhid

An abbreviation of "Shaking my head in despair".

Used in times when you really cannot believe what has happened. Perhaps used more to pity someones stupidness.

"Stu: I just got sacked from my job
Sam: HAHAHAH Why mate?
Stu: Because I created a Facebook group that slated the place.
Sam: you idiot, smhid".

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hunkerchunk

First defined in early 2008 by world famous nightclub photographer K.A.P. While describing a slightly balding fat wrinkly man, that once used to be a hunk. However some people still find past their sell by date hunks as attractive. These people are known as "Hunkerchunks", or "Hunkerchunky".

1. I used to fancy that hunkerchunk when he was thin.

2. "hey baby, wanna rub my girth?"
"yeah baby, I love hunkerchunky men"

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chubbaflump

A male or female who is abnormally large in weight / size. Associated normally with friendly people as it is such a nice word.

"he is is a chubbaflump"

"that lady used to be hot, but now she is a chubbaflump"

Scott: How is your girlfriend nowadays mate? She still fit?
Sam: Nah mate, she is a chubbaflump now
Odette: What you call me?
Sam: Shut up and sit yo fat ass back down

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Slice of sunshine

Slang for sex or a sexual encounter.

When any sexual act is performed, whether on oneself, with a couple or more, then you are considered to be giving someone a "slice of sunshine"

Paul: Have you seen Sam?
Marc: Yes, he's in the bedroom giving Michelle a slice of sunshine.

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Sam: Where've you been?
Scott: At home mate, giving myself a slice of sunshine.

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Michelle: Last night this dude performed the red eagle on me.
Sam: That is a nasty slice of sunshine.

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Wujulykapopadom

Generally the first thing you get asked in an Indian takeaway.

Waiter: "Wujulykapopadom"
customer: "I'll have two"

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Like Rape

Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.

Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.

Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.

Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.

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skwerlish

a type of cartoon style drawing similar to anime (but not), with an American style. Full of curves, thick lines and lots of colour. Used in online comics.

Missmoo: Wow man, nice anime!
Skwerl: Fuck off, this is skwerlish!

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