Boffed

To pass wind

“It stinks mate, you’ve definitely boffed you you dirty bastard.”

Quilm

Northern English colloquialism for pussy or wet blanket type.

“Mate, have you seen the state of him, he’s an absolute quilm that lad.”

Ruud gullit

Alternative term for throat or windpipe

“That beer was lovely, flew straight down the ruud gullit with ease.”