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After enjoying a long bout of love- making with your mexican lover, you call the immigration services and have them deported.
gee, i cant beleive you 'rothed' her she won't be able to enter back into the country for weeks!
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When you have a good chance of hooking up with a girl and somehow you always manage to fuck it up
"Daniel was with a hot girl last night"
"Did he get some"
"No, he got dubelfucked!"
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The real word for cookies
If cookies were cooked then they could be called cookies but the are baked so why the hell arent they called bakies
Yo, you should put some weed in those bakies
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