Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.

The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.

onion skin

Onion skin is beautiful white skin which is coveted in countries like the Philippines.

Joann’s dad did not want her to ruin her onion skin if she fell off her bike her skin would get dark and bruised. So she wasnt allowed to ride a bike.

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