woolies

Long underwear; thermal underwear

The weatherman said it's gonna be -30 tomorrow... you better put your woolies on!

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schnutz

The testicles. A mock-ethnic variation of nuts.

"I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise, you'd be lifting up your schnutz to tie your shoes." - Del Griffith, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

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spare cycles

Phrase used by sadistic managers (particularly in IT) to describe any moment of spare time their employee(s) might have.

The implication is that the employee is like an old mainframe computer, and should be put to work for every second of the day or else corporate value is lost.

Boss: "Hey, Bob has some spare cycles, he can do these 29 extra tasks."

Bob: <grunts incoherently and shuffles closer to complete mental breakdown>

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boozeteria

A bar, pub, club, or other establishment where alcohol is served. A variation of "cafeteria" with "booze" serving as the principal subject.

"Needing a few beers, Joe headed down to the local boozeteria."

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