Jew-Cave

A very well hidden cave with a very small entrance that members of the Jewish religion hide in when faced with adversity. Jew-Caves can be built anywhere by a skilled Jew and/or drunk Mexican. The contents of a Jew-Cave are usually 6-23 Jews, a jar of Vaseline, and large amounts of Apple Butter. Jews can survive months in a well built Jew-Cave.

This word can also be used to describe any tightly packed hiding spot.

Guy 1: Hello good sir, may I ask what you are constructing?

Guy 2: A Jew-Cave, bitch!

Saddam Hussein hid in a Jew-Cave for months hiding from the U.S. Army, thus proving the efficiency of Jew-Caves.

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