Dyke Differential

n.
The notable discrepancy between the attractiveness of the sort of lesbians depicted in grumblevids, seed catalogues etc., and the sort acually encountered in real life.

"Did you see that lezzer documentary last night?" asked Ted.
"Yeah, I did" replied Arthur, "It really drove home the dyke differential"

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Mingelicious

adj.
A Front Bottom alternative to the more fat arse-centric term bootylicious.

"That Kylie Minogue is right mingelicious isn't she, Cardinal?"

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Teutophobia

n.
Fear of German(s) or German things.

"Oh my fucking god! That Volkswagen will kill us all!"

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